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Handstamps: Man, it just don't get better than this: Johnny Lloyd Rollins, Salim Nourallah, Smile Smile and J.D. Whittenburg are all on the bill at Whittenburg's CD release party at Sons of Hermann Hall on Friday, July 27. Surely you're a fan of at least one—OK, at least two—of these performers, but in case you've been living under a rock (or in Hurst, same thing) for the past few years, you should know this show is a songwriter's wet dream. Each of these folks writes songs that are classic in the sense that they are solid, catchy and memorable, but each also has their own personal twist. Rollins puts together tunes that are equal parts Elvis and the Beatles; Nourallah is a Renaissance man who can do anything; Smile Smile is a duo that makes eerie, sweet, keyboard-tinged acoustic music; and Whittenburg's album is one of the best of the year, full of clever and unexpected touches, ranging from disco to alt-country...Club Dada hosts Dallas reggae legend Leroy Shakespeare on Friday, July 27...Friday night seems like the night this week, as the 27th also sees Joy Electric, Ghosthustler and Sydney Confirm at the Cavern. We're serious—go see Ghosthustler before they end up opening for Chromeo or something and it gets too expensive to see them...Our very own Clubs Editor Rich Lopez finally gets to put his judgmental personality to good use when he judges an unusual contest at SushiSamba. Seems SushiSamba's people are searching for a guitarist to accompany various DJs on a weekly basis for "SambaRock Fridays," which will feature "classic rock and Brazilian beats," according to press materials. Lopez will judge a competition taking place this Friday, during which six-string hopefuls will try out...Finally, you will be sad to know the Village People/Thelma Houston/Anita Ward/Peaches & Herb show scheduled for Friday has been canceled, because the nation's Official Nostalgia Quota has already been met. President Bush recently issued a decree announcing that tours featuring bands that have not played with their original lineup in the past 20 years are hereby barred from reuniting, under penalty of death.